Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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