I just made out with a guy for $7.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My hand turned me down
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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