Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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