Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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