Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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