yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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