How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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