rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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