we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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