You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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