belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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