I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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