She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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