he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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