ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My penis needs a shock collar
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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