You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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