i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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