Girls should come with a carfax report
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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