i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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