I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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