I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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