I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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