jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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