just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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