Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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