Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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