So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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