Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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