Just cropdusted the office
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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