I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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