She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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