I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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