i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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