i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
