ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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