Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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