I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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