And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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