forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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