I wish I only lived at night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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