pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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