The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am in a vortex of obligation.
only you would photoshop your dick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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