sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
3pm strippers are depressing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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