Yo dont text me then not text me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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