I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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