She is in my trunk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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