Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
this will be a night to untag.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
NoShamevember. You game?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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