Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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