But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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