She's JV to your varsity
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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