Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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