That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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