I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The air was thick with penises
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
