do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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