You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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