So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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