You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just had sex bonerless
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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