We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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