The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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