the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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