how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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